So, Army of Gays (Also known as Louche Bags and Act of Aggression) are planning to play in Season 12 ESEA-O. You can see our team here (http://play.esea.net/teams/61566) or message me or Smokiedahippo for more details.
What we are looking for in a person:
1) Smart - Be able to explain every action you take in a demo or STV, make sure you are acting with intention at all times in matches/serious scrims. Also, we are looking for people who want to approach the game analytically, but not too analytically (don't blame every loss on "this person should've done that" sometimes DM and killing things makes a difference too :p)
2) Willing to learn, take criticism and give criticism (but not in an "ass-holey" way)
3) TALK TALK TALK, comms and calls are extremely important to us. We are willing to take people who talk too much, but if you don't talk enough, or are too quiet, this might not be the team for you.
Things we would rather not have (or don't care about):
1) DM/MGE - We don't care how many people you 20-5'd or how awesome your K:D is. If you suck at that, we have 3 months for you to improve and us to help, so that's not an issue either.
2) Please don't blame others when we lose and just always look to improve yourself and the team rather than fix others while justifying your own actions.
Classes/Roles we are looking for:
Pocket - Have some level of jumping/DM mechanics, or improve like a madman over the off season. We are looking mostly for pockets that can work well with our medic. We can practice with you a lot if you are looking to improve :)
Scout - We are looking for scouts that either have good DM and call a lot, or someone that is extremely consistent. We are willing to work with bad DM too, as long as you are a good fit and fun to play with.
tl;dr Army of gays is looking for some other men to have buttsex with. Message me.
Last edited: Wed, 13 Jun 2012, 02:31am by VickM
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